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  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e', '<p></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:df118243ceb6af24d437864d456759ee', '<p>Hi Ronin,</p>\n\n<p>I was just speaking to one of your GM yesterday had a very positive conversation. Can i ask \"who or what requirments do u need for me to join your guild in WOW\".</p>\n\n<p>I have a lvl 70 Warrior current spec is Arms/Prot but i can change this spec if you like to any that the guild would like. I am currently with another guild called Party Crashers and am finding that although i am an elite member of my guild (PC) i still seem to be getting more help from your guild (Ronin) than the one i am currently with. I will be bring along (if you choose) a priest, warlock and other players if you choose. They are all lvl 70 players very frienly like myself and are all English speaking as we all live and play WOW in England.<br /> in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e', '<p></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:116cfa13e140cecf86f37ddf0516769d', '<p>Catchy title, had to use it.</p>\n\n<p>Hi! my \"name\" is Alcanor, i joined the guild cause mine basically dropped out...i was usually the only one online, except <span style=\"font-style:italic\">maybe</span> one or 2 people. that was it. so this guild seemed WAY more interesting, and it is! so yeah, wanted to say hi y\'all. i don\'t get to play often, but when i do, i make the most of it!</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e', '<p></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:deff1f59dd96a2ec2fe4520dd4274099', '<p>Hello. Im Ultra I play World or Warcraft as you could have guessed. I just joined, and I <br />\nwas invited into the clan by my cousin.</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:6191c69e0c1a3ba236b56b8d89be1954', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Neubauten@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Neubauten.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a><br />\n</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:f3c4800429be6c96484e58dab5f67404', '<p><a href=\"http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=86913256&postId=868562150&sid=1#0\" class=\"bb-url\">Check it</a></p>\n\n<p></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:053e8497a09432e2d3f2edd23e0610e7', '<p>Does this tabard make my ass look fat?<br />\n<a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Pallasathena@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Pallasathena.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:42080feb00cd6069375eabcf5d7bfe6d', '<p>The International Rules of Manhood</p>\n\n<p>1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.</p>\n\n<p>2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:</p>\n\n<p>(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.<br />\n(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.<br />\n(c) After wrecking your boss\' car.<br />\n(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into \"The Crying Game\".<br />\n(e) When she is using her teeth.</p>\n\n<p>3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.</p>\n\n<p>4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<br />\n</p& in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:6191c69e0c1a3ba236b56b8d89be1954', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Neubauten@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Neubauten.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a><br />\n</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:ccfaac3e386ebc123b8cd07244229469', '<p>I take my garage seriously. More seriously than most, I think. When I moved in to the house we live in, I installed pegboard across 3 walls, with GFCI outlets on their own breaker peeking through. I installed a phone in my garage. I built a massive custom cabinet that holds 24 Rubbermaid totes. I am going to be painting the floor of the garage this summer with epoxy. I\'m a garage nerd. Mrs. Neubauten finds that incredibly sexy, even though she doesn\'t say it.</p>\n\n<p>Last summer\'s garage project was to install a set of speakers in the ceiling, with the speaker wire running in to a cabinet over my workbench. I put an outlet in the cabinet as well, to run a small stereo. The problem was that the speakers were 8-ohm and the little stereo was only in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:6191c69e0c1a3ba236b56b8d89be1954', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Neubauten@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Neubauten.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a><br />\n</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:81aff31d16b09844b5d3a862b6d03f47', '<p>Okay. This will pay off massively for anyone with the tenacity to perform all of the steps <span style=\"font-style:italic\">exactly</span> as outlined. If you follow this recipe and have less than incredible results, I will refund your entire annual Ronin membership dues. That\'s my promise.</p>\n\n<p>Okay here goes:</p>\n\n<p>This is actually several recipes in one. I\'ll outline the marinade, rub, mop, and BBQ sauce recipes first, then move on to the actual cooking (since that\'s the order you\'ll be moving in as you reproduce this ). The BBQ sauce recipe is particularly popular, so I usually make a double batch and can part of it.</p>\n\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold\">Marinade:& in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:053e8497a09432e2d3f2edd23e0610e7', '<p>Does this tabard make my ass look fat?<br />\n<a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Pallasathena@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Pallasathena.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:74a4b7225492cbbf0ec231afb2d28ede', '<p>In traditional \"10 things I learned\" Fashion:</p>\n\n<p>1) It is ok to throw your glass bottle anywhere; gummi bears have a limitless supply.</p>\n\n<p>2) Gummi berry juice only works once a day for humans, this is law, for it comes from the great book of gummi</p>\n\n<p>3) Only use gummi juice when absolutely necessary</p>\n\n<p>4) Ogres are Disney’s version of retards prior to making things politically correct.</p>\n\n<p>5) When looking for living space, remember that underground tree lairs have the best square footage.</p>\n\n<p>6) Quick tunnels are cleaner than the New York subway</p>\n\n<p>7) When learning gummi magic, one must be fluent in Pig Latin<br />\n</p><br cla in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:7d647e264a454c54125a6c03619b4688', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/?c=WAEPEK\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Jaland.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:7dded5c6e58e581e05ee1b8a26a27fd4', '<p>I decided I might as well use this blog feature and post up some information on my second hobby, bowling.</p>\n\n<p>Here is a link to the league I bowl, this is updated about 4 days after the league has been bowled. </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.leaguesecretary.com/Includes/Reports/LeagueFiles.asp?SiteID=1&LeagueID=14814\" class=\"bb-url\">Click Here</a></p>\n\n<p>I have been bowling since I was 12. Between the ages of 14-18 I earned $5000 in scholarships bowling tournaments. I now just bowl for fun, although I have improved my average by about 40 pins. If you have any questions about bowling, please feel free to ask.</p>\n\n<p></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 12 in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:063f003c35b4eb1055c7ae1313d9f606', '<p>Wyndar, 59 Resto Druid, mining, jewelcrafting<br />\nRuaric, 30 Holy Priest, tailor, enchanting<br />\nPadraidhg, 12 Warrior<br />\nCercei, AH-bot</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:69721fb1412668c3adcd37a685f99b0c', '<p>Don\'t try this at home.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"http://www.dukeusul.net/warcraft/kruul3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:063f003c35b4eb1055c7ae1313d9f606', '<p>Wyndar, 59 Resto Druid, mining, jewelcrafting<br />\nRuaric, 30 Holy Priest, tailor, enchanting<br />\nPadraidhg, 12 Warrior<br />\nCercei, AH-bot</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:ed0d4d630165eab1e31652ba41fadf60', '<p>Ok, so kathrynn wants some more blog posts . . . well here we go!</p>\n\n<p>I\'m trying to get to 60 - so who isn\'t? I noticed that we have a fairly large group of 35-55 level folks. I posted a session for Wednesday Jan 17 for us to all get on and get a good Guild party to run a mid-level instance. I\'m not sure what we should run - SM, Ulda, ZF, etc. Post a comment below to let me know if you can make it and what you want to run!</p>\n\n<p>Let\'s join together for the grind to 60!</p>\n\n<p>--Wyndar</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e', '<p></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:59ca2f6c4e596975230f81b1af4af033', '<p>There\'s currently a thread about the <a href=\"http://www.roninguild.org/?q=node/211\" class=\"bb-url\">merits of the legendary Logitech G15 gamer\'s keyboard</a>. </p>\n\n<p>Also, <a href=\"http://www.roninguild.org/?q=node/228\" class=\"bb-url\">Dreplen needs your help!</a> He\'s down to very limited armor after getting hacked some months ago.</p>\n\n<p>New member Wyndar has been proactive setting up mid-level instance runs for mid-level toons like me! He\'s already set up an <a href=\"http://www.roninguild.org/?q=node/227\" class=\"bb-url\">Instance Run for this Wednesday if you are interested!</a></p>\n\n<p>Also, there\'s bee in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:053e8497a09432e2d3f2edd23e0610e7', '<p>Does this tabard make my ass look fat?<br />\n<a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Pallasathena@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Pallasathena.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:b0a84f5454e7ab14d567dc6057c98b41', '<p>I thought this was cool... <a href=\"http://www.pandasmash.com/index.php?page=shows&show_id=20\" class=\"bb-url\">Panda Smash</a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:f6ae5c328b1f29859d76f3ec67c11137', '<p>So I have spent the majority of my WoW time leveling and playing Neubauten. But it wasn\'t always so...</p>\n\n<p>My first toon, and my favorite to play for a long time, was Moflibbity the NE rogue. Rogues and pallies are apples and oranges. They\'re about as different as two classes can be. </p>\n\n<p>Now that Neub is all grown up and off to raiding, I find that there is a lack of \"stuff to do\". I have all the good-ish loot that I want from Scholo/Strat, I can easily make 10-20G in a 90 minute SM solo run, and questing for cash seems silly since I\'m going to want to level again soon.</p>\n\n<p>So I\'m playing Moflib more.</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '' in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e', '<p></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1268320684, 1268407084, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:2fde367d9d15a3eed2a738875d5c5987', '<p>Well here I am people. After one an a half years of my friends bugging me to start playing, I finally bought that two month subscription card. I was however quite lucky with all of this as I had been given an account by a somewhat foolish friend. SHOCK SHOCK OMG tEH H4X0rz I\'M VIOLATING THAT RULE WHICH CLEARLY SAYS NO ACCOUNT SHARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The account had a lvl 29 twink (rouge) a bunch of other lvl 20s and a 60 (warrior, which i still have no idea how to use :P ).</p>\n\n<p>My first memory of WoW was when my friend was doing a pick up group for some...... raid? Yeah raid, anyways he thought he could use me so he sez \"just be mashing buttons 3,4 and 5 and don\'t attack any sheep\".</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 12683 in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
Alldoran's picture

New Ronin Website member how can i join your guild on WOW

Submitted by Alldoran on November 16, 2007 - 7:36am.

Hi Ronin,

I was just speaking to one of your GM yesterday had a very positive conversation. Can i ask "who or what requirments do u need for me to join your guild in WOW".

I have a lvl 70 Warrior current spec is Arms/Prot but i can change this spec if you like to any that the guild would like. I am currently with another guild called Party Crashers and am finding that although i am an elite member of my guild (PC) i still seem to be getting more help from your guild (Ronin) than the one i am currently with. I will be bring along (if you choose) a priest, warlock and other players if you choose. They are all lvl 70 players very frienly like myself and are all English speaking as we all live and play WOW in England.

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Chanceston aka Alcanor's picture

Wowapalooza

Submitted by Chanceston aka ... on September 18, 2007 - 6:54pm.

Catchy title, had to use it.

Hi! my "name" is Alcanor, i joined the guild cause mine basically dropped out...i was usually the only one online, except maybe one or 2 people. that was it. so this guild seemed WAY more interesting, and it is! so yeah, wanted to say hi y'all. i don't get to play often, but when i do, i make the most of it!

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Ultra's picture

I joined ronin.

Submitted by Ultra on April 18, 2007 - 8:40am.

Hello. Im Ultra I play World or Warcraft as you could have guessed. I just joined, and I was invited into the clan by my cousin.

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Neubauten's picture

The power of posting

Submitted by Neubauten on March 27, 2007 - 1:08pm.

Check it

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PallasAthena's picture

A few rules from the book of MAN LAW...

Submitted by PallasAthena on March 1, 2007 - 1:20am.

The International Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

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Neubauten's picture

Why I'm getting an Ipod

Submitted by Neubauten on February 9, 2007 - 9:24am.

I take my garage seriously. More seriously than most, I think. When I moved in to the house we live in, I installed pegboard across 3 walls, with GFCI outlets on their own breaker peeking through. I installed a phone in my garage. I built a massive custom cabinet that holds 24 Rubbermaid totes. I am going to be painting the floor of the garage this summer with epoxy. I'm a garage nerd. Mrs. Neubauten finds that incredibly sexy, even though she doesn't say it.

Last summer's garage project was to install a set of speakers in the ceiling, with the speaker wire running in to a cabinet over my workbench. I put an outlet in the cabinet as well, to run a small stereo. The problem was that the speakers were 8-ohm and the little stereo was only designed to push 4-ohm. Needless to say, I killed the stereo. My wife was delighted.

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My rib recipe as promised

Submitted by Neubauten on February 7, 2007 - 1:57pm.

Okay. This will pay off massively for anyone with the tenacity to perform all of the steps exactly as outlined. If you follow this recipe and have less than incredible results, I will refund your entire annual Ronin membership dues. That's my promise.

Okay here goes:

This is actually several recipes in one. I'll outline the marinade, rub, mop, and BBQ sauce recipes first, then move on to the actual cooking (since that's the order you'll be moving in as you reproduce this ). The BBQ sauce recipe is particularly popular, so I usually make a double batch and can part of it.

Marinade:

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Things I learned from watching Gummi Bears as an adult...

Submitted by PallasAthena on January 28, 2007 - 8:57pm.

In traditional "10 things I learned" Fashion:

1) It is ok to throw your glass bottle anywhere; gummi bears have a limitless supply.

2) Gummi berry juice only works once a day for humans, this is law, for it comes from the great book of gummi

3) Only use gummi juice when absolutely necessary

4) Ogres are Disney’s version of retards prior to making things politically correct.

5) When looking for living space, remember that underground tree lairs have the best square footage.

6) Quick tunnels are cleaner than the New York subway

7) When learning gummi magic, one must be fluent in Pig Latin

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My second hobby, Bowling.

Submitted by Sylves on January 24, 2007 - 2:00pm.

I decided I might as well use this blog feature and post up some information on my second hobby, bowling.

Here is a link to the league I bowl, this is updated about 4 days after the league has been bowled.

Click Here

I have been bowling since I was 12. Between the ages of 14-18 I earned $5000 in scholarships bowling tournaments. I now just bowl for fun, although I have improved my average by about 40 pins. If you have any questions about bowling, please feel free to ask.

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Don't let friends taunt Highlord Kruul

Submitted by Wyndar on January 15, 2007 - 2:14pm.

Don't try this at home.

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The long, dark grind to 60

Submitted by Wyndar on January 15, 2007 - 1:58pm.

Ok, so kathrynn wants some more blog posts . . . well here we go!

I'm trying to get to 60 - so who isn't? I noticed that we have a fairly large group of 35-55 level folks. I posted a session for Wednesday Jan 17 for us to all get on and get a good Guild party to run a mid-level instance. I'm not sure what we should run - SM, Ulda, ZF, etc. Post a comment below to let me know if you can make it and what you want to run!

Let's join together for the grind to 60!

--Wyndar

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Post Overview for January 14

Submitted by kathrynn on January 14, 2007 - 6:22pm.

There's currently a thread about the merits of the legendary Logitech G15 gamer's keyboard.

Also, Dreplen needs your help! He's down to very limited armor after getting hacked some months ago.

New member Wyndar has been proactive setting up mid-level instance runs for mid-level toons like me! He's already set up an Instance Run for this Wednesday if you are interested!

Also, there's been some talk of rogue specs if you are up to it! But be careful, there are two versions of the Talent Calculator, one for regular WoW, and one for Burning Crusades.

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Piano ala Tom Lehrer

Submitted by PallasAthena on January 11, 2007 - 3:57pm.

I thought this was cool... Panda Smash

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What's old is new again

Submitted by Neubauten on December 19, 2006 - 11:56am.

So I have spent the majority of my WoW time leveling and playing Neubauten. But it wasn't always so...

My first toon, and my favorite to play for a long time, was Moflibbity the NE rogue. Rogues and pallies are apples and oranges. They're about as different as two classes can be.

Now that Neub is all grown up and off to raiding, I find that there is a lack of "stuff to do". I have all the good-ish loot that I want from Scholo/Strat, I can easily make 10-20G in a 90 minute SM solo run, and questing for cash seems silly since I'm going to want to level again soon.

So I'm playing Moflib more.

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WoW

Submitted by Boozie on December 17, 2006 - 5:56pm.

Well here I am people. After one an a half years of my friends bugging me to start playing, I finally bought that two month subscription card. I was however quite lucky with all of this as I had been given an account by a somewhat foolish friend. SHOCK SHOCK OMG tEH H4X0rz I'M VIOLATING THAT RULE WHICH CLEARLY SAYS NO ACCOUNT SHARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The account had a lvl 29 twink (rouge) a bunch of other lvl 20s and a 60 (warrior, which i still have no idea how to use :P ).

My first memory of WoW was when my friend was doing a pick up group for some...... raid? Yeah raid, anyways he thought he could use me so he sez "just be mashing buttons 3,4 and 5 and don't attack any sheep".

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