Ronin

Well here I am people. After one an a half years of my friends bugging me to start playing, I finally bought that two month subscription card. I was however quite lucky with all of this as I had been given an account by a somewhat foolish friend. SHOCK SHOCK OMG tEH H4X0rz I'M VIOLATING THAT RULE WHICH CLEARLY SAYS NO ACCOUNT SHARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The account had a lvl 29 twink (rouge) a bunch of other lvl 20s and a 60 (warrior, which i still have no idea how to use :P ).

My first memory of WoW was when my friend was doing a pick up group for some...... raid? Yeah raid, anyways he thought he could use me so he sez "just be mashing buttons 3,4 and 5 and don't attack any sheep". Ok this was simple enough I thought but no there were these handy things called item drops and you had to roll on them. Well I rolled on things, by things I mean everything. I didn't know what stuff was good for me so I thought that by rolling I'd eventually get something cool. I think we were up to the first boss and had just finished him off when up on the screen a purple item is looking me in the face. I knew from my friends that purple meant it was an epic. Wowee I thought i'm gonna have to roll well on this one. Stupid me not realising that it sucks for warriors and I couldn't sell it in the AH found myself winning it in the end. Whoa i'd never been so abused in a video game in all my life. And still to this day I sometimes log on to my 60 and look at the item I eledgely "ninja-ed" and think, God people are just not having enough sex these days.
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