The ridiculous conversations I have with my friends

  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:6191c69e0c1a3ba236b56b8d89be1954', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Neubauten@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Neubauten.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a><br />\n</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677095, 1328763495, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:a293bf05dabe3a0b700875c5f22fe2b1', '<p>So Ironshiek and I often have conversations that seem reasonable at the time, but in retrospect are sort of over-the top. We had one of those today via email. Here are the excerpts:</p>\n\n<p><div class=\"bb-quote\"><b>Neubauten wrote:</b><blockquote class=\"bb-quote-body\">(The fact that your Valor head piece has not dropped is) Not as improbable as it seems. You have a 1:8 chance of seeing it no matter how many times you run the instance. That doesn’t mean you’re going to see it at least once in 8 tries, just that there is 1 chance in 8 for you to see it each run. You may never get it. As someone who has run Scholo as many (if not more) times than you, I understand your pain but urge you to keep it in perspective.< in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:c09149abd6a2eeaca07fe252954aae7d', '<p>a couple things i\'d like to add... </p>\n\n<p>1) Neubs definately correct... being in statistics now (hoever painful it may be) i can see where common mistakes are made. for example if something were to drop 1:8, it doesnt mean that it will drop if one were to run 8 trials. each trial is an independent event.</p>\n\n<p>2) MAD PROPS (!!!) on the Rozencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead allusion, i found that piece very entertaining.</p>\n\n<p>3)Dude shiek, seriously, i ran Baron 21 times before i saw my chestpiece drop, so its probable. and that doesnt include the times i was running baron prior to farming baron for my chest piece, like the first time i ran baron with neub and mo and pam etc... therefore in reality it was probably more than 21 r in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:053e8497a09432e2d3f2edd23e0610e7', '<p>Does this tabard make my ass look fat?<br />\n<a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Pallasathena@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Pallasathena.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:5d7b2e5a83c30131964973f5bb61eb52', '<p>Neub,</p>\n\n<p>Be on the lookout for a process server bearing a summons and complaint and looking to serve you. I am drafting up a lawsuit as we speak seeking damages for your libelous misrepresentations and your misappropriation of my intellectual property.</p>\n\n<p>Sue ya later.</p>\n\n<p>IS</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:83314f6ac084274da1638f720f0f11b1', '<p>If you roll an eight sided dice once the chance of getting a 1 is unlikely. You can subjectively call that lucky. If you roll that same dice 100 times the chances of <span style=\"font-style:italic\">not</span> getting a 1, at least once, is unlikely. You can subjectively call that unlucky. Therefore the ultimate question is, how many times must Shiek run Scholo and not see valor drop before he can call himself unlucky? The answer is <span style=\"font-weight:bold\">42</span>.</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:378999b0fdc291f51649773bcb38bbae', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Greysea@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Greysea.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:540157f5c48c73ef1f162e19aeda3d72', '<p>Listen, Douglas Adams, Sheik has not requested anyone\'s opinion regarding the issue of luck. Luck is an artificial concept that does not factor into Shiek\'s rational understanding of the world. Shiek has been discussing probabilities and the interesting manner in which Scholo has defied the odds in the past two months.</p>\n\n<p>Shiek does not need an inspirational \"atta boy\" from Pallas (although the thought was conisderate), nor does he desire the moniker of \"lucky\" or \"unlucky.\" Shiek has but two desires, and let us conclude with them: 1) get Valor gear from DMG and Herald, 2) move on to other, more challenging instances.</p>\n\n<p>That is all. </p><br class=\"clear\" />', 13286770 in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:378999b0fdc291f51649773bcb38bbae', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Greysea@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Greysea.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:270efb7f5369b870d83d7bb920364332', '<p>Something VERY important that has been lost in this lengthy, \"I\'m-Not-Getting-Any-Work-Done-At-Work\" discussion is that the odds of Ironshiek\'s Valor headpiece dropping is not actually 1 in 8.</p>\n\n<p>I\'m surprised that nobody has mentioned the fact that Blizzard doesn\'t weight each class equally. We all know that they love shamans and warlocks. I\'m certain I\'ll have a complete Dreadmist set long before I add another Magister piece. We all know Blizzard hates mages. I predict the next patch will include self-conjuring water.</p>\n\n<p>As to their regard for warriors, I\'m sure Blizzard assumes that the user and his character share the same oafish characteristics, and will thus have a low probability of in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:1a9cac1fbe5c000c2b5ae97bcbe568bf', '<p>Valid points, all.</p>\n\n<p>Greysea - I\'m naming you as a co-defendant in the suit.</p>\n\n<p>Kithe - You\'re damn tootin. I\'m going to name Blizzard as well, file a Title VII action, and certifiy a class of one million warriors around the world. I can smell the money already.</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:fa17d1586d8c0d02b17ae20f7f7146c4', '<p>hey you know what, i dont need your crap... bring it to the battlefield kid, with or without your valor crap. *mumbles* last time i try to help the warriors...</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:053e8497a09432e2d3f2edd23e0610e7', '<p>Does this tabard make my ass look fat?<br />\n<a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Pallasathena@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Pallasathena.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:93c12145d28e920935612f0a1b29526c', '<p>Ok, here we go:</p>\n\n<p>There are 8 possible pieces that can drop, of which you\'re looking for one. Therefore, the probability of you NOT getting one is 1-(1/8) or .875 (87.5%) on each attempt. </p>\n\n<p>Because you did not get it on your first attempt, the chances of you NOT getting it on your second attempt is:<br />\n.857 * .875 = .765 or 76.5% </p>\n\n<p>Because each subsequent attempt has an 87.5% chance of failure, we can save ourselves some time by calculating 87.5 to the <span style=\"font-style:italic\">N</span>th power (where <span style=\"font-style:italic\">N</span>=the number of attempts you make). This gives us the total probabability of failure. In this case .069 or 6.9% c in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:6191c69e0c1a3ba236b56b8d89be1954', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Neubauten@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Neubauten.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a><br />\n</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:0db89d8d44032993541abd035107cd14', '<p>That\'s a good start, Neub, and well thought out. Now, let\'s include the 12 attempts at the Valor booties, and we will be on our way to quantifying \"highly unlikely.\" </p>\n\n<p>Talking about not getting drops is 3.7 times as fun as grinding throium ore.</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328677096, 1328763496, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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The ridiculous conversations I have with my friends

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So Ironshiek and I often have conversations that seem reasonable at the time, but in retrospect are sort of over-the top. We had one of those today via email. Here are the excerpts:

Neubauten wrote:
(The fact that your Valor head piece has not dropped is) Not as improbable as it seems. You have a 1:8 chance of seeing it no matter how many times you run the instance. That doesn’t mean you’re going to see it at least once in 8 tries, just that there is 1 chance in 8 for you to see it each run. You may never get it. As someone who has run Scholo as many (if not more) times than you, I understand your pain but urge you to keep it in perspective.

It does, however, remind me of the coin-flip scene in Rozencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.

Ironshiek wrote:
I am aware of the statistical probabilities, although I do not claim to understand even the fundamental mechanics of probability theory. As an aside, I don’t think that my hat having a 1 in 8 chance of dropping is appropriately stated as 1:8 odds, because a coin toss is 1 in 2 and is expressed as 1:1 odds. You read this and tell me what the odds are, as your math comprehension exceeds mine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probability.

I have run Scholo over 20 times now, and over half of those included a shot at the Hearald. All told, my chances of seeing valor boots or a helm have been closer to 1 in 6, which makes the fact that I have run it 20 times without success improbable. Of course, it is possible to run it forever without seeing your drop, but all I am saying is that I have exceeded the probability curve on this one. If I ran six times and something dropped, that would be typical; twelve runs and one drop would be improbable, but not highly improbable; eighteen runs and one drop would be highly improbable. I have run twenty with no drops, and I stand by my statement that it is highly improbable.

Neubauten wrote:
You’re right. The probability should be expressed as 1:7.

Based on your number of runs you would think that the chances of it dropping have increased, but they haven’t. The problem is that human experience is tied to time and therefore linear, which makes statistics tough for people. We hear “1 chance in 8” and linear perception says that if we do it 8 times, it should happen once. That, however, is fallacy. You have done the run 20 times, with odds of 1:7 each time. Cumulative total = 20:140 or 1:7. You’re no more likely to have the drop you’re looking for occur in 300 runs than in one. You should find, however, that the more times you run the instance the closer you will get to a true statistical 1:7. I wouldn’t expect to really be able to see the trend until you’ve run the instance 100 or so times (I would expect to see valor drop around 12 times in that 100 runs).

Trending over so few attempts (i.e. 20) is akin to trending a coin toss with 4 flips. “Heads is 3 times more likely to occur than tails, according to my research”. You sort of need to flip that coin several hundred times to see any sort of distribution. I would find it highly improbable if you had seen any single piece drop 10 times out of the 20 that you’ve run. I’ve seen a few Beaststalker, a couple of Shadowcraft, Magisters, and one Devout. No Lightforge or Valor yet, though. But hey, I’ve only run it 10 or 15 times...

Ironshiek wrote:
You don’t seriously think I don’t understand that linear fallacy, do you? The point is that a 1 in 8 probability is a 1 in 8 probability. It is improbable for that not to occur, and the more times you run without the occurrence, the less probable the outcome. Another way to state it is that the chance of running scholo 20 times without seeing a valor drop, given the two random occurrences, is something like 1 in 30? I think that 1 in 30 compared to 1 in 8 is “highly improbable.”

Neubauten wrote:
You can’t combine those 2 random events and think that it changes the statistical probability. They are independent. What it comes down to is that you have rolled an 8-sided die 20 times and have yet to see an 8. That isn’t weird. Adding a second 8-sider and not getting an 8 on that one either doesn’t make it any weirder, just more frustrating. You will eventually roll an 8 (probably) on one of the 2 dice. Until that time, I expect you to be totally intolerable.

For the record, I haven’t seen the LF helmet drop at all but people complain on Thottbot that it is the only thing that EVER drops for their group (probably all hunters and druids).

Ironshiek wrote:
Of course you can combine the two probabilities. As in any statistical problem, the model ultimately defines the answer. I can set up the model to state that there are two random events, each of which will occur in succession for each trial. The chance of each random event happening in a certain way are 1 in 8 and 1 in 14 respectively (boots have a lower drop rate). Therefore, the likelihood of performing the trial 20 times without either event occurring a single time is something like 1 in 30. Each time the random event is tested, the chances are 1 in 8 or 1 in 14, but that is not how I have set up the model; that test is boring. I am measuring the likelihood of one specific overall outcome from a series of trials where each event occurs. The answer to this problem under this model is that the result I have randomly generated (20 trials; 20 events at 1 in 8; 12 events at 1 in 14; zero valor occurrences) is highly improbable.

The chances of flipping a coin four times and having tails come up three times is less that 1:1. The chances of flipping a coin 20 times and having tails come up zero times is less that 1:1. Each of the coin tosses alone bear those odds, but that is a different question. Regardless of how the first 19 flips go, your chances of tails coming up on the 20th toss are still 1:1. That is your point, which I have always understood. I have never stated “it’s got to happen for me soon because I have run Scholo so many times” because I know that is false. My point, as stated above, does not refer in any way to the likelihood the DMG will drop my hat on Friday, which we both agree is 1 in 8.

I will be intolerable regardless of the outcome of my future Scholo runs, just for the record.

I believe that he will. You see, we have been having this conversation (or some variant thereof) for nigh 20 years now. I hardly expect one weekend (or 100 for that matter) to change it at all.

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PallasAthena's picture

hilarious...

a couple things i'd like to add...

1) Neubs definately correct... being in statistics now (hoever painful it may be) i can see where common mistakes are made. for example if something were to drop 1:8, it doesnt mean that it will drop if one were to run 8 trials. each trial is an independent event.

2) MAD PROPS (!!!) on the Rozencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead allusion, i found that piece very entertaining.

3)Dude shiek, seriously, i ran Baron 21 times before i saw my chestpiece drop, so its probable. and that doesnt include the times i was running baron prior to farming baron for my chest piece, like the first time i ran baron with neub and mo and pam etc... therefore in reality it was probably more than 21 runs. Just deal and accept that you will have to run it several times.


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Ironshiek's picture

Summons and Complaint

Neub,

Be on the lookout for a process server bearing a summons and complaint and looking to serve you. I am drafting up a lawsuit as we speak seeking damages for your libelous misrepresentations and your misappropriation of my intellectual property.

Sue ya later.

IS


Greysea's picture

Life, the Universe and Everything

If you roll an eight sided dice once the chance of getting a 1 is unlikely. You can subjectively call that lucky. If you roll that same dice 100 times the chances of not getting a 1, at least once, is unlikely. You can subjectively call that unlucky. Therefore the ultimate question is, how many times must Shiek run Scholo and not see valor drop before he can call himself unlucky? The answer is 42.


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Not Unlucky, Just Unlikely

Listen, Douglas Adams, Sheik has not requested anyone's opinion regarding the issue of luck. Luck is an artificial concept that does not factor into Shiek's rational understanding of the world. Shiek has been discussing probabilities and the interesting manner in which Scholo has defied the odds in the past two months.

Shiek does not need an inspirational "atta boy" from Pallas (although the thought was conisderate), nor does he desire the moniker of "lucky" or "unlucky." Shiek has but two desires, and let us conclude with them: 1) get Valor gear from DMG and Herald, 2) move on to other, more challenging instances.

That is all.


Greysea's picture

Shiek Smash

My point is, has Scholo really "defied the odds" enough to merit your whining?


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Kithedance's picture

Reality Check

Something VERY important that has been lost in this lengthy, "I'm-Not-Getting-Any-Work-Done-At-Work" discussion is that the odds of Ironshiek's Valor headpiece dropping is not actually 1 in 8.

I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned the fact that Blizzard doesn't weight each class equally. We all know that they love shamans and warlocks. I'm certain I'll have a complete Dreadmist set long before I add another Magister piece. We all know Blizzard hates mages. I predict the next patch will include self-conjuring water.

As to their regard for warriors, I'm sure Blizzard assumes that the user and his character share the same oafish characteristics, and will thus have a low probability of ever engaging in a discussion that addresses the low probability of their set items dropping.

Obviously, they didn't account for Ironshiek and his huge +intellect buff. Sounds like your lawsuit is directed at the wrong party, Shiek. Time to make Blizzard pay for their discrimination.


Ironshiek's picture

Future Defendants

Valid points, all.

Greysea - I'm naming you as a co-defendant in the suit.

Kithe - You're damn tootin. I'm going to name Blizzard as well, file a Title VII action, and certifiy a class of one million warriors around the world. I can smell the money already.


PallasAthena's picture

hey you know what, i dont

hey you know what, i dont need your crap... bring it to the battlefield kid, with or without your valor crap. *mumbles* last time i try to help the warriors...


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Neubauten's picture

The odds

Ok, here we go:

There are 8 possible pieces that can drop, of which you're looking for one. Therefore, the probability of you NOT getting one is 1-(1/8) or .875 (87.5%) on each attempt.

Because you did not get it on your first attempt, the chances of you NOT getting it on your second attempt is:
.857 * .875 = .765 or 76.5%

Because each subsequent attempt has an 87.5% chance of failure, we can save ourselves some time by calculating 87.5 to the Nth power (where N=the number of attempts you make). This gives us the total probabability of failure. In this case .069 or 6.9% chance to not get your drop after 20 runs.

Given the fact that your set piece has a 12.5% chance to drop on any given run, you're a little on the "unlikely" side, but not largely so. I'd give it 12 more runs. At that point, you're at barely above 1% chance of failure.

Expressed as odds, you're at 1:14 right now.


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Ironshiek's picture

Good Start

That's a good start, Neub, and well thought out. Now, let's include the 12 attempts at the Valor booties, and we will be on our way to quantifying "highly unlikely."

Talking about not getting drops is 3.7 times as fun as grinding throium ore.


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OH, look who brought the

OH, look who brought the math card!!! Who knew that stuff would come in handy outside of school?!!


Neubauten's picture

The New Math

I understand that Pallas had to run Baron 21 times for his pants. He was 6% likely to not get them on that number of attempts (6.056% to be rather precise), or 94% likely to get them.

I, on the other hand, got my pants on my second attempt. There was a 10.938% probability of that happening. So, what does this tell us?

1.) Pallas did not defy the odds. He got his drop when Baron finally grew weary of his presence.

2.) Baron fears me. He thought the first time that I pummeled him that it was a fluke. The second time he knew mid-battle that he was outclassed, so he dropped the pants out of fear.

3.) There is a power, a force, a binding energy that pours from Neubauten's mustache. It is a healing power, yes, but its influence is so strong, so dominating, that it can be terrifying.

4.) There is a 97.4% chance that someone will post something smartassy in response to this.


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It was #4

I was there when the Baron dropped your pants. Just before he died he softly whispered to me, in hushed tones not audible to you or the others present, the following over-acted and tearful monologue:

"The stench, oh the god-awful stench emanating from that Paladin's moustache . . . it burns . . . please, if every your black heart had the potential to feel compassion, give that wretched, woeful, hygienically-impaired, and obsessively bossy Paladin these pants and beg him never to return . . .oh [barf] . . . horrible moustache smell . . . [Baron dies]"

That's the way it went down. Straight up.


PallasAthena's picture

/cast clense on Neub...

/cast clense on Neub... problem solved.


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Neubauten's picture

The odds

Neubauten wrote:
4.) There is a 97.4% chance that someone will post something smartassy in response to this.

Again Shiek does not defy the odds!


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Ironshiek's picture

This Thread Again?

Not to kick a dead horse, but did anyone notice that I got two out of three of my epic drops from ZG already? Every time I have entered that instance and a boss has been killed, I have picked up an epic. Now, that is highly unlikely.


Neubauten's picture

Man I love a good horse-kicking

Has anyone noticed that I have 0 out of 3 drops from ZG?

Combine that with the fact that DMG doesn't even get out of his chair anymore when we show up ("Oh. You guys again? So you're going to kill me and take my hat for the 35th time, eh? Well I'll just keep my seat, thanks. Bash away.") and you can see that Neub is far less fortunate than Whinershiek.


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Yes

Without question. Shiek has been most fortunate in ZG. Now, help me grind crocs and get my rep up so I can turn these darned things in.



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