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  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:7f8e1e9e03e1a7d2fed4c37bff85b7b7', '<p>I have this gig where I work merchandising for NASCAR races. It’s nothing special, set up sell merchandise handle large amounts of money and then counting inventory. It’s all the glory of retail... on wheels. I will say though that NASCAR has to be the white man\'s Mecca. It is incredible the people that come out and from how far they come just to see a few cars go round and round in a circle... or oval. So, in traditional style here are some things I learned from working the race.</p>\n\n<p>1) Mullets never died... they still live strong in parts of Ohio and Alabama</p>\n\n<p>2) Armpit hair is attractive and should be shown, even for women<br />\n</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328515061, 1328601461, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:4ca75602d72ab5e05d3005e4772db462', '<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/izJp036-1JI\"></param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/izJp036-1JI\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"></embed></object></p>\n\n<p>its even a bigger shame when my breakfast dances better than i do<br />\n<a href=\"http://www.best4web.ch/fun/bacon_n_eggs.html\" class=\"bb-url\">DANCE!!!</a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328515061, 1328601461, '' in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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A few rules from the book of MAN LAW...

Submitted by PallasAthena on March 1, 2007 - 1:20am.

The International Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

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Things I learned from watching Gummi Bears as an adult...

Submitted by PallasAthena on January 28, 2007 - 8:57pm.

In traditional "10 things I learned" Fashion:

1) It is ok to throw your glass bottle anywhere; gummi bears have a limitless supply.

2) Gummi berry juice only works once a day for humans, this is law, for it comes from the great book of gummi

3) Only use gummi juice when absolutely necessary

4) Ogres are Disney’s version of retards prior to making things politically correct.

5) When looking for living space, remember that underground tree lairs have the best square footage.

6) Quick tunnels are cleaner than the New York subway

7) When learning gummi magic, one must be fluent in Pig Latin

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Piano ala Tom Lehrer

Submitted by PallasAthena on January 11, 2007 - 3:57pm.

I thought this was cool... Panda Smash

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Mad world... The game may suck, but man this commercial is great!

Submitted by PallasAthena on December 1, 2006 - 3:45am.

Gary Jules singing Mad world by Tears for fears. This is what is actually on TV.

Extended version of TV ad which i think is just awsome!

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Things I learned from NASCAR

Submitted by PallasAthena on November 19, 2006 - 1:43pm.

I have this gig where I work merchandising for NASCAR races. It’s nothing special, set up sell merchandise handle large amounts of money and then counting inventory. It’s all the glory of retail... on wheels. I will say though that NASCAR has to be the white man's Mecca. It is incredible the people that come out and from how far they come just to see a few cars go round and round in a circle... or oval. So, in traditional style here are some things I learned from working the race.

1) Mullets never died... they still live strong in parts of Ohio and Alabama

2) Armpit hair is attractive and should be shown, even for women

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its a shame that my car dances better than i do...

Submitted by PallasAthena on November 4, 2006 - 1:25pm.

its even a bigger shame when my breakfast dances better than i do DANCE!!!

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Things I learned from Stephen King's, The Stand

Submitted by PallasAthena on October 22, 2006 - 2:46am.

1- Always make sure your captor is dead. If he’s got super flu, shoot him

2- Always have shoes... and clean underwear.

3- Carry a map... so you know where the old black lady is in that corn field.

4- Carry sun block...

5- Think of a new name... your old one wont count anymore.

6- If you are deaf and mute, carry a LOT of paper.

7- m-o-o-n does NOT spell everything!

8- Mildly retarded people make GREAT spies.

9- You are going to need spies...

10- If you happen to be chosen in the leadership of the new democratic system begin to choose your sacrificial lambs.

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Huge thumbs up...

Submitted by PallasAthena on October 13, 2006 - 11:36am.

So this new site of ours comes fully equipped with bells and whistles... and a blog. I feel slightly compelled to post something, but wasn't sure what to post. After thinking for a long while I figured I would share my thoughts on being a part of this new guild formation.

I think its great to see something that you've put effort into grow so fast and getting stronger by the day. I can’t believe where we are and al the while being less than a week old. We have a strong guild with very active and social members; we have a vent server to use at our discretion, and a kick ass website that wipes the floor with any other guild site out there.

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