Things I learned from Stephen King's, The Stand

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Things I learned from Stephen King's, The Stand

Submitted by PallasAthena on October 22, 2006 - 2:46am.

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1- Always make sure your captor is dead. If he’s got super flu, shoot him

2- Always have shoes... and clean underwear.

3- Carry a map... so you know where the old black lady is in that corn field.

4- Carry sun block...

5- Think of a new name... your old one wont count anymore.

6- If you are deaf and mute, carry a LOT of paper.

7- m-o-o-n does NOT spell everything!

8- Mildly retarded people make GREAT spies.

9- You are going to need spies...

10- If you happen to be chosen in the leadership of the new democratic system begin to choose your sacrificial lambs.

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I learned different things

Submitted by Neubauten on October 24, 2006 - 9:46am.

I learned different things than you did:

1. People are edible, but you might feel a little bummed if anyone finds out you've been eating them.

2. You need to learn to drive a motorcycle.

3. Don't hang out with the weird, creepy kid from highschool. He's bad news.

4. Fuel tanks explode and that is totally cool.

5. Don't accept rides from strangers. Especially short ones with pompadours.

6. Never pick on the deaf-mute guy. He just might kick your ass.

7. m-o-o-n spells anything you think it does.

8. Never date a woman who's "saving herself".

9. Don't tease people who have access to nuclear weapons.

10. Guitars are the best defense against knife-weilding children.


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interesting.

Submitted by PallasAthena on October 25, 2006 - 1:10am.

Interesting, set of rules there. we should combine them to make a master list of things we learn from the stand.


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One Rule

Submitted by Ironshiek on October 26, 2006 - 7:21pm.

There is only one rule to be gleaned from The Stand:

All roads lead to Vegas, but go back home before the party turns ugly.


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of course the warrior would

Submitted by PallasAthena on October 26, 2006 - 8:38pm.

of course the warrior would only see ONE rule...


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I think you've been reading

Submitted by kathrynn on October 26, 2006 - 11:35pm.

I think you've been reading 8-bit theater for too long. Not all warriors are so single minded...


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hmmm youre right.

Submitted by PallasAthena on October 27, 2006 - 9:50am.

Yeah, you're right... not all of them are single minded.


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