Things I learned from NASCAR

  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:053e8497a09432e2d3f2edd23e0610e7', '<p>Does this tabard make my ass look fat?<br />\n<a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Pallasathena@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Pallasathena.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328616213, 1328702613, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('menu:0:en', 'a:4:{s:10:\"path index\";a:271:{s:13:\"admin/filters\";s:1:\"7\";s:18:\"admin/filters/list\";i:-2;s:17:\"admin/filters/add\";i:-3;s:20:\"admin/filters/delete\";i:-4;s:11:\"filter/tips\";s:1:\"3\";s:10:\"admin/node\";s:1:\"8\";s:19:\"admin/node/overview\";i:-7;s:17:\"admin/node/search\";i:-8;s:19:\"admin/settings/node\";s:2:\"21\";s:28:\"admin/settings/content-types\";s:2:\"22\";s:4:\"node\";s:1:\"4\";s:8:\"node/add\";s:1:\"9\";s:7:\"rss.xml\";i:-13;s:12:\"system/files\";i:-14;s:5:\"admin\";s:1:\"5\";s:12:\"admin/themes\";s:2:\"10\";s:19:\"admin/themes/select\" in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:ea1d9541834594f15751e8ac2f66f07b', '<p>I have this gig where I work merchandising for NASCAR races. It’s nothing special, set up sell merchandise handle large amounts of money and then counting inventory. It’s all the glory of retail... on wheels. I will say though that NASCAR has to be the white man\'s Mecca. It is incredible the people that come out and from how far they come just to see a few cars go round and round in a circle... or oval. So, in traditional style here are some things I learned from working the race.</p>\n\n<p>1) Mullets never died... they still live strong in parts of Ohio and Alabama</p>\n\n<p>2) Armpit hair is attractive and should be shown, even for women</p>\n\n<p>3) If something is on sale / marked down, it must be bought.</p>\n\n<p>4) It is in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:8eb51a503f06eec2fde326dd87b69af8', '<p>Just because we\'re white doesn\'t automatically make us NASCAR fans. Most of us don\'t even have mullets, believe it or not.<br />\n</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328616213, 1328702613, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:6191c69e0c1a3ba236b56b8d89be1954', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Neubauten@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Neubauten.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a><br />\n</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328616213, 1328702613, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:e6ef5758aba77452033056016fdc32a0', '<p>Bunnies don\'t wear mullets.</p>\n\n<p>BUT THEY CAN DANCE!</p>\n\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-GVSVDIuLzU\"></param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-GVSVDIuLzU\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"></embed></object></p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328616213, 1328702613, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:368880c783a75feeb21eeffbfdb3f9f7', '<p><a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Corai@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Corai.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a><br />\n<a href=\"http://www.rpgoutfitter.com/wow-gm/char.cfm?char=Emiconox@US-Kargath\" class=\"bb-url\"><img src=\"http://imgx.rpgoutfitter.com/sig/US/Kargath/Emiconox.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"bb-image\" /></a><br />\n</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328616213, 1328702613, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES ('filter:4:9f63d36200bb9021ea63c326e1ddd9e9', '<p>Pallas - Eng/Miner</p>\n\n<p>All other alts: Herbalism / Skinning</p><br class=\"clear\" />', 1328616213, 1328702613, '') in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.

Things I learned from NASCAR

Submitted by PallasAthena on November 19, 2006 - 1:43pm.

PallasAthena's picture

I have this gig where I work merchandising for NASCAR races. It’s nothing special, set up sell merchandise handle large amounts of money and then counting inventory. It’s all the glory of retail... on wheels. I will say though that NASCAR has to be the white man's Mecca. It is incredible the people that come out and from how far they come just to see a few cars go round and round in a circle... or oval. So, in traditional style here are some things I learned from working the race.

1) Mullets never died... they still live strong in parts of Ohio and Alabama

2) Armpit hair is attractive and should be shown, even for women

3) If something is on sale / marked down, it must be bought.

4) It is ok for women to wear another man’s name / brand themselves with another man’s name as long as said man races.

5) NASCAR paraphernalia is more important than one's missing teeth.

6) Slap NASCAR on anything and it will sell regardless of how:
Ugly it is.
Tacky it is.
Much it costs.
It fits (because if we are out of XXLarge, they believe that XLarge or even *shudders* Large will fit).

7) White folk en mass... scare me.

__________________________

Does this tabard make my ass look fat?



» PallasAthena's blog | login or register to post comments

Neubauten's picture

Just because we're white...

Submitted by Neubauten on November 20, 2006 - 3:46pm.

Just because we're white doesn't automatically make us NASCAR fans. Most of us don't even have mullets, believe it or not.


__________________________



login or register to post comments
kathrynn's picture

Bunnies don't wear

Submitted by kathrynn on November 20, 2006 - 9:50pm.

Bunnies don't wear mullets.

BUT THEY CAN DANCE!


login or register to post comments

Warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', 'Access denied for user: &#039;dbo180634567@%&#039; to database &#039;db180634567&#039;\nquery: INSERT INTO accesslog (title, path, url, hostname, uid, sid, timer, timestamp) values(&#039;Things I learned from NASCAR&#039;, &#039;node/142&#039;, &#039;&#039;, &#039;38.107.179.228&#039;, 0, &#039;c0f763014673c048d9d7cb171640fe05&#039;, 700, 1328616213) in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.', 2, '', 'http://www.roninguild.org/blog/pallasathena/2006/11/things_i_learned_from_nascar', '', '38.107.179.228', 1328616213) in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120

Warning: Access denied for user: 'dbo180634567@%' to database 'db180634567' query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', 'Access denied for user: &#039;dbo180634567@%&#039; to database &#039;db180634567&#039;\nquery: INSERT INTO sessions (sid, uid, cache, hostname, session, timestamp) VALUES (&#039;c0f763014673c048d9d7cb171640fe05&#039;, 0, 0, &#039;38.107.179.228&#039;, &#039;og_last|N;messages|a:1:{s:5:\\&quot;error\\&quot;;a:2:{i:0;s:1119:\\&quot;user warning: Access denied for user: &amp;#039;dbo180634567@%&amp;#039; to database &amp;#039;db180634567&amp;#039;\\nquery: INSERT INTO cache (cid, data, created, expire, headers) VALUES (&amp;#039;http://www.roninguild.org/blog/pallasathena/2006/11/things_i_learned_from_nascar&amp;#039;, &amp;#039;‹\\\\0\\\\0\\\\0\\\\0\\\\0\\\\0í&amp;lt;ÛrÛ¸’ÏqÕü†§&amp;amp;‰§,Q”lY’meÛs’=Ž in /homepages/39/d119264748/htdocs/ronin/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120