Things I learned from watching Gummi Bears as an adult...

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Things I learned from watching Gummi Bears as an adult...

Submitted by PallasAthena on January 28, 2007 - 8:57pm.

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In traditional "10 things I learned" Fashion:

1) It is ok to throw your glass bottle anywhere; gummi bears have a limitless supply.

2) Gummi berry juice only works once a day for humans, this is law, for it comes from the great book of gummi

3) Only use gummi juice when absolutely necessary

4) Ogres are Disney’s version of retards prior to making things politically correct.

5) When looking for living space, remember that underground tree lairs have the best square footage.

6) Quick tunnels are cleaner than the New York subway

7) When learning gummi magic, one must be fluent in Pig Latin

8) Swearing on the great book of gummi is valid and a generally accepted method.

9) Quick tunnels will take you anywhere!

10) Apparently some gummi bears come from Brooklyn


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Deep Fried Gummies

Submitted by Phlaton on January 29, 2007 - 12:53am.

Mmm...Mmm Good!


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