Wow. Been quiet lately. Looks like we need some...
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as some of you may know, it was my birthday this past weekend, and i was out of town visiting some friends with Balt, only my vacation was cut short becuase i had to return home b/c my dad had to go to the hospital. He's ok, but it was definately surprising news to hear. anyway, ill be back on again.
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Does this tabard make my ass look fat?

BTW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Before you know it, you will be an old fart like me!
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Dad.....
You have fresh farts every like 15 minutes so you can not call yourself an old fart.
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Well see you could have let it go in the restroom or tried to make it there... Now if you fell alseep and it came out then fine just say so... lol.. but I wouldn't let you live that one down either... I think it would be hilarious.. I mean imagine you are sitting there and the preacher says " in the book Luke chapter 5 verse 3 it says" and then you hear it *inserts Fart noise here* Well ladies and gentlemenit seems that today god has made methane... Lol... Do not fear for it rises as do all gases so we are perfectly safe as long as we stay seated...
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Where is Pallasathena when
Submitted by Phlaton on February 20, 2007 - 9:50am.
Where is Pallasathena when you need him. He is the SPAM king!
BTW, Saw you on the elevator at Telredor but you didn't wave back. What? Am I no good??
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