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Submitted by Aethane on January 19, 2007 - 2:03pm.

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See if you can solve this difficult logic problem...

You have a customer who lives at the following address:

xxxx Ewing Ave S
Minneapolis, MN 55410

and you have to ship a product (let's say a Modem) to this customer.

Do you...

A) Say the product was shipped and delivered to the front door of the address on the billing statment on Jan 6, 2004; and then question them for waiting so long to call as to why the package has not arrived.

B) Pick a spot at random, say Southern California, and ship the package there.

C) Claim the customer never placed an order with your company and offer to sell them Long Distance

D) All of the above!

If you answered D, then you may wish to pursue a career in the customer service department of a large TelComm company based in the west (who shall remain nameless)

Seriouly though, looks like I'll be out a little longer until I get my modem shipped to me. *sigh*

Looking forward to wandering around Outland with you! I feel so disconnected.

Catch you sometime next week, hopefully!
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Ode to your shipping woes

Submitted by Neubauten on January 19, 2007 - 3:43pm.

There once was a warlock named Aethane
Who had met with some service disdain
When he asked "Where's my stuff?"
He was promptly rebuffed
And his modem was shipped off to Spain

Good luck. Hope to see you soon.


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Drumroll Please...

Submitted by Aethane on January 22, 2007 - 3:43pm.

According to the FedEx tracking number, the modem has been delivered to my house :)

If all goes well, I am hoping to die several times in Outland tonight!

Who's with me?


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OOH OOH ME ME!!! er.... sans

Submitted by PallasAthena on January 22, 2007 - 5:29pm.

OOH OOH ME ME!!! er.... sans the dying part.


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So, Aethane, why DID you

Submitted by Phlaton on January 22, 2007 - 8:35pm.

So, Aethane, why DID you wait so long to call???


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Okay first things first...

Submitted by Baltazar on January 23, 2007 - 12:49pm.

Okay first things first...

There are no Fanny Packs in Outland. Second you have some serious catching up to do.. should take you one good session to catch up. And last beware of the FIGHT....

When you go through the portal stay to the left...


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Word to staying left

Submitted by Neubauten on January 23, 2007 - 1:28pm.

Holy crap. I am a pally, which means I pride myself on staying alive when other people get killed, and I'm here to tell you that Balt is right.

The massive, crushing army of 60+ level elite demons laid this pally low with the quickness. My advice is to jump on the grif that is located conveniently close to the gate and do a fly-over. They give you the connecting grif point for free.


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the good thing tho, 95% of

Submitted by PallasAthena on January 23, 2007 - 10:45pm.

the good thing tho, 95% of the mobs out there while 60+ are all demons, which means... thats right boys and girls... they can be enslaved!

enjoy. i have seen some interesting demon pets out there.


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